Last modified: 11 May 2000
- by uncle Bill Kolacy (brother-in-law to the heart transplant recipient, Jim Gleason)
The ten best remarks that family and friends overheard while visiting Uncle Jim in the hospital
#10 Where are the buttons to the back of this hospital gown?
#9 I feel a draft. Is the window open?
#8 Boy, this hospital food is great!
#7 Is that a pill or a golf ball?
#6 You want me to fill that container all the way to the top?
#5 Salt! Salt! Who's got the salt?
#4 Let me just have a little taste of that.
#3 Oooh, that feels so good.
#2 Bend over? Why?
And the #1 remark overheard in Uncle Jim's hospital room:
#1 "You're going to stick that where?"
Note: Laughter goes a long way in aiding the healing process! I hope this offered you the gift of laughter as you faced your own challenge.
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11 May 2000